Although I’ve pissed my jeans several times as the evening’s entertainment, I’d really like to try having someone else wet them for me. As in: tell me what position to get into, then hose me down. More than once, if you like. I have goggles, so I can keep my eyes open to watch you do it. And a tube gag, so I can’t close my mouth. Why is it so difficult to find somebody to do this to / for me?