Watering My Lawns

Yeah, I know the title is cheesy, but it’s all I could come up with so bear with me!  ^_^

Anyways, today was a very nice day.  Warm and breezy.  Perfect weather for some outdoor work.  So I decided to mow the front and back lawns.  Also made sure to drink plenty before doing so.  I think you can all guess why. 😉  I decided to just stay totally relaxed and not even bother trying to hold when a pee urge arrives.  About halfway through the back lawn, the urge hit and I flooded my shorts.  Pretty cool how the wetness spreads more when you’re walking instead of standing still.  I feel the pee cascade down my waxed legs and soak into my shoes.  Felt really cool and it didn’t take long for the warm wet shorts to get cool and ended up keeping me cool through the remainder of the lawn.  So as I was cleaning up the clippings on the ground and getting ready to do the front lawn, I was hoping that my neighbor was going to be outside.  He’s an older gentleman from Texas and obviously has the whole Texan thing going for him, but he’s a really cool guy.  Usually when he’s outside and sees me doing yard work, he always invites me over for a beer to cool off.  And yes, he knows I like wetting my pants and has seen me do it countless times already.  i have tried to get him to try it while we have had lots of beer to drink, but he won’t do it.  I think he secretly likes watching me do it, but I’m not jumping to any conclusions about that.  All I know is he’s a great neighbor who shares beer.  That’s all I need to know!  Anyways, I start doing the front and I am already feeling another pee urge and I went against my vow to not bother holding it in hopes my neighbor would come out to greet me.  No such luck and after doing the entire lawn, I just let loose and soaked my already damp shorts again.  It was a lovely wetting too.  Shame he didn’t come out to see it.  Oh well.  His loss!  ^_^

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  1. would love to live next door to you

  2. I did the same thing yesterday. I mowed my lawn and pissed in my light blue Levi’s 505’s three times as I did it. They had several stains from prior wettings, so the look and smell was awesome!

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