The 3 p’s of being smashed are puking,pissing & pooping. My b/f Chris & I got totally smashed the other night at the pub having drank the equivalent to a half case of beer each. We of course pissed our pants several times at the pub. On the way home we pissed some more & puked a couple times too. We got home & got out of our pissed clothes & into rubber panties which we promptly filled with beer piss. Then we fell asleep ( or passed out) on our rubber sheet. When we woke up in the morning we both had messed a huge load each in our rubber panties. Both of us had poop in our crotch & all over our ass too. We then belly fucked each other while smearing the poop load all over ourselves. We each blew our cum loads in our rubbers adding to the mess & piss in them. So we had the experience of the 3 p’s of getting totally drunk & losing control of our bodily functions. Anyone else out there had the same experience? Would love to hear about if you did.