I just shit my pants at the store

As stated on the title, I just shit my pants at the store. I have never really been a public messer but everyone is wearing masks and are 6ft apart so what better a time to start! Perfect environment for a fairly pain free good old fashioned “accident” in pants. For the past 3 weeks pretty much anytime I go to the store I have been messing my pants. Today I headed to Walmart I entered the store and started walking to the items I needed in the store. I decided to put myself through a series of challenges. Every time I entered and aisle or turned a corner I would have to push for 5 seconds. I was already right on the edge of pooping so the challenges were pretty difficult. So aisle number 1 right of the bad employee right there stocking a shelf. So I push for 5 seconds and I can now feel it sliding out already. I made it to 5 with definitely some damage done. I continue to walk aisle after aisle 5 second pushes here and there and I miraculously make it to my item! My reward for making, push for 15 seconds! I knew this would do it because I already have a little bit of load in my boxer briefs already. So I pushed and pushed 15 seconds rolls around and I am basically pooping my pants but I stop and relax and the slowly a load crackles and pops it’s way into my pants. I can feel it’s semi form but big expanding the ass part of my tight jeans. Almost always at this point I am hit with panic “I got to get out of here” feeling sets in. So I become too afraid to buy the item and put it back, I walk into the bathroom to make sure there is no wet spot. I turn my ass towards the mirror and the unmistakable poop bulge is visible going mostly to the right of that seam line back there. I my panic turns to excitement and I pull my pants up and take my wallet out of my pocket for all to see my load. I start toward the exit. I make it to the door “ Sir you can’t go out this way you have to use the middle door” me: “uhh, okay” I turn around and start walking “Sir, you can go this way too” me “oh thank you” smiling and waking by. I say this because I have never spoken to anyone with a big ol load in my pants. Anyway I make it out to my car and drive home. Currently sitting in my
Load typing this up!

Comments

  1. dukeofearl67

    It is so much fun to poop your pants at Walmart. I have done it many times and sometimes stayed messy in public for hours.

  2. airborne

    That’s an interesting way of taking advantage of social distancing. It’s not something I have really used a lot but there have been a couple of times I have with the lack of people around.

    On the subject of social distancing. I’m not sure if anyone else has experienced this but something I have noticed there are some people that ignore it. One of them is a young lady that cleans my office and my company provided accommodation. She not only gets well within the zone she gets VERY close and personal. At first, I thought it was because she wasn’t aware of the requirements, but I realized she was wasn’t doing it to anyone else, or at least that I could see. I even left a policy on my desk, but she simply ignored it. She is one of the lucky ones that kept her position and like a lot she is required to cover a couple of different including accommodation cleaning.

    When she realized one of the properties she cleans is mine she got surprisingly excited. The next time she cleaned my house I noticed the clothes on my bed had moved, especially my underwear, yet my house had been cleaned with a lot more detail. Since the lock down I have been working from home a couple of days a week and she has started cleaning my house when I am home. She is supposed to do it on days I am in my office, but she makes an excuse her supervisor makes the roster and she must follow it.

    Possible like some others when they are in the privacy of their own house, I don’t usually wear cologne or bother to much with how I look or smell. Another thing that’s probably a bit more unique to me is I like to wear the same underwear for a while. The first day she came to my house I was quite shocked as it was after a long weekend and I was rather conscious of the way I smelt. I tried to keep my distance from her, but it soon became obvious she was intentionally getting as close as possible to me. That’s been going on for a while now but the last time she was cleaning she wasn’t talking much, and it seemed like she had something on her mind. After a while she came into the dining room where I was working on my computer and asked me if it was ok if she told me something. When I said yes, she “I really like how you smell. I like the cologne you wear to work but the way you smelt that first time I cleaned your house is way nicer”. She then explained how she was the same at home and then said a surprising thing “I’m like you I wear the same underwear as well”. I had no idea what to say and just sat there stunned at her admission. Since then she has made quite a few more admissions one of which is she hated the social distance because she likes to smell people.