So I was in the store, and felt a huge log of butt fudge brewin down below. I had on some baggy jeans n a jersey. Most people would head to the bathroom, but i love using my pants as a toilet. So I found a comfortable part of the store to do my doody in. i squatted my butt a little and kind of crossed my legs. I needed to break wind first, so I relaxed and pushed out those farts. They was real loud and were filling up the whole area with a rotten egg smell. It was so strong, even I whistled and was like dang my booty stank! Then I moved to another place and let that funky mist just ferment in the air. So I went into an isle and pretended to look at something on the shelf. There was like two other duded in the isle. I squatted a little again, and pushed out some silent stinkers that were pretty rotten and foul. One dude walked by me and I know he smelt it cuz he made a face. Then I heard him laughin as he walked away. So finally, I pushed harder and busted a dook in my underwear. The smell began to rise up all around me, and let me tell you, your boy didn’t smell like roses! LOL So I just walked around for a bit and enjoyed the booty cake in my underwear, spreadin my stink all over. Then I walked to the bathroom to dump my turd and change my draws. There’s nothin better in the world then working up a good stank and marinating in it!