It sucks being in an area where there aren’t many pigs around my each to experiment with. So sometimes I have to get creative with myself in order to satisfy my shitty cravings. I took my favorite dildo out of hiding (a good size, about 8 inches and a nice girth) and thought I’d have some fun with it. First I started with some saliva as lube and began to finger myself, increasing from one finger to two, then three in order to get myself loosened up. When I was done my fingers were lightly streaked with brown but nothing more. I didn’t know what I was gonna expect.
I managed to get the head of the dildo in and it felt amazing. My cock was rock hard as I slowly sat down on it. I felt a rumble in my stomach and a gurgling noise so I figured I’d hit the jackpot. As I started to ride it I noticed it was getting progressively easier and easier to take, and as I began to pump the full dildo in and out, I started releasing pockets of stinky gas with every pump. These turned into the occasional shart here and there, but I didn’t expect what was to come next. I pulled out the dildo and every inch was covered in creamy, delicious smelling shit. Even the base was covered. I took one look at it and then put the whole thing in my mouth. I gagged a bit and I think I threw up, but it was still so hot I couldn’t help myself.
I left some of the poop on there as lube and shoved it back up my nasty ass. I laid on my back and began pleasuring myself as leaks of shit splashed everywhere around me. It was so hot. I started to jerk myself off, really pounding my ass with my dildo, fucking myself senselessly until I felt myself getting close. I took the dildo out, shoved it back in my mouth, and took some of the shit from my hole and put it on my cock. I jerked myself off and within a minute I was cumming on my chest. I took the dildo out of my mouth and realized how much of a filthy faggot I am.
It was really hot, but it also made me sad that I haven’t found a hot stud to get nasty with. 🙁