Today, I was feeling very randy and I didn’t feel like pooping my pants. Then I had a sudden idea. I lay down in the bathtub and arched my legs over my head so that I was balancing on my upper back and shoulders. I then shat on my own face. It felt very nice having shit rain down on my face. Makes me want to have a threesome where one guy fucks my tight butt while another shits on my face.