Pissing in the Woods

The kid was fucking adorable. He was a foot shorter than me, although he was only a few months younger. He had adorable blonde hair that was so easy to get addicted to messing up, and he had gorgeous blue eyes. His name was even cute: Joey.

Me, I’m pretty hot I guess. My name’s Nick. It’s not as cute a name as Joey, but it fits. I am average height and slender, with long brown hair.

It was Tuesday, and the entire band was at marching band camp. As you can imagine, it’s very hot and tiring out there marching for four hours, so we have to drink plenty of water to keep hydrated. Joey drank about ten an hour, and soon his marching looked more like hobbling.

It was finally time to call it quits. After we were done marching for the day, we had three hours until we had to be in bed. By nine o’clock, Joey grabbed his crotch and hopped off the field. I saw him rush into the woods, and figured I’d sneak up behind him, and maybe catch a piece.

“Hey, Joey!” I called after him. He stopped, turning around, but still bouncing up and down from the full bladder.

“What?” he called.

I caught up to him and by then he was just in pure pain. “Where ya goin’?” I asked.

“I can’t take it anymore!” he screamed. “I gotta piss! NOW!”

He didn’t care that I was standing right there. He unzipped his pants and revealed his soft, cut cock. It was three inches flacid, and I guessed approximately 6 when erect. He was really big for someone so short. I was instantly hard. When he started pissing, I got even harder.

“Ahhh….” he moaned. He stood there for five minutes, and still wasn’t done. I stood there with a shocked look on my face, surprised by how big he was. Joey looked over at me. “What are you still doing here?” he asked.

“I kinda have to pee, too,” I said.

“Then why were you standing there for five minutes? Go ahead and unzip. You saw mine, so it’s only fair that you show me yours.” He raised an eyebrow at me and winked.

I blushed. Why did this turn me on? I unzipped my pants and revealed my six-inch boner.

“Ooh,” he taunted. “Somebody’s haaaard!”

I blushed more. I started peeing, and glanced over at his cock. It was hard, too. I was right. It looked about 6 inches.

We stood there for another few minutes. Joey was still letting it out like a firehose, and I hadn’t managed to pee a drop. I guess I was kind of shy about peeing next to my crush.

“You’re pretty big,” he said randomly. Piss was still pouring out of his dick, and mine was now barely dribbling.

“You’re bigger than average…” I said, embarrassed.

He chuckled. “I know.”

“How did you get it so big?” I asked.

“Masturbation,” he laughed. “I do it a lot.”

“Me, too, but even I’m not that big.” I was so horny right now. I wanted to just pull down his pants and stick my cock in his butt. His totally cute butt.

“Well, I guess it depends on what guy you jack off to.”

He just said he jacked off to guys. He just admitted he likes boys. I do have a chance with him!

“You jack off to guys?” I said, trying to sound surprised, but not excited.

“Yeah. I used to be straight, but in sixth grade when I met Joel…” He whistled. “That hottie totally changed me. I jacked off to him every night. Then in gym when he undressed in front of me…God. I almost started jacknig off there.”

His piss stream was starting to get smaller, so I assumed he was almost done. I couldn’t take it anymore. It looked so good. I got down on my knees in front of him. His piss splashed in my face. It was warm and clear and felt great. I took his cock into my mouth. I could only fit about four inches, though. His piss tasted amazing. I had never tasted piss before, not even my own. It was sweet, especially his. I didn’t get much of a taste, though, because he stopped almost as soon as my lips touched his dick.

“What the fucking hell are you doing?” he snapped.

I pulled my mouth off his cock. “Sucking you off,” I said. “It’s supposed to feel good.”

“Well…” he started angrily. Then his tone changed. “It does.”

He started peeing again and I put my mouth around his cock. He moaned with pleasure and I moaned from delight. It was delicious. Once he was done pissing, I felt the cum coming out. “Ah!” Joey moaned when he came. His semen tasted better than his pee.

Once he came, I licked the last drops of cum and zipped him up.

“That was great, Nick!” he said. “We gotta do it again sometime!”

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  1. It’s hell when you have to piss, because you can’t ask to go to the bathroom when you’re standing at attention with a snare drum on.
    And this was just fiction. It didn’t actually happen, though I wish I wish upon a fish.

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