subject: diapers, pissing
So I travel for work several years ago with a team of about 4 other people. We had to travel to central or south American countries and typically stay in better larger cities in nicer hotels for 3-7 days. On one assignment we had to travel to a smaller city and were supposed to have reservations at the “best” hotel in this city. Well, the best hotel was in the process of changing brands and undergoing renovations. We arrived and the hotel had messed up our reservations. They scramble to find 5 rooms and we all get decent rooms but with some part half completed renovation. My room was complete with 2 double beds but the bathroom lacked of wallpaper and paint. Also a feature of the bathroom was a drain in the floor which I used several times to piss directly into in the first two days but that is not the story. But the drain provided me an alibi for later.So I sleep in one of the two beds and don’t use the other bed. After two days I began to smell a little bit of stale pee smells occasionally. I wondered where the smell was from so I begin investigating and searching in the room. I pull out my primary bed and look around and underneath the bed’s wooden base box and find nothing. I pulled out the unused second bed and in the gap between the bed base box and wall beneath the headboard I find a rolled up baby disposable diaper! I initially was furious for the lack of room cleaning that I was going to go get the hotel management to complain and show them the diaper. Then I considered it again- hotel barely had extra rooms, client company was paying, change in hotel branding meant probably little chance of frequent flyer/hotel points, then what would happen? But what fun could I have! I was obviously a single man without a wife and children with me so why would I have reason for a diaper in my hotel room? So I used rubber gloves (from a work first aid kit with me) to pick up, undo side tapes and unroll the diaper. It was obviously still wet and a little heavy, smelt of the now stale pee and had just a small brown stain in it but nothing solid in it. I then opened it up to form a “bowl” shape and nested it back between the wooden bed base box and the wall which would be covered by the unused matress and boxsprin when pushed back against the wall. So then I pissed into the diaper and then pushed back the still made up matress. For the next three days, fors whenever I was in the room, I moved the still made matress out and pissed into the diaper or against the wall above it. The diaper began to fill up and was full enough after two days to begin leaking out into the carpet and wetting the wooden base box. The room started to smell raunchy like an unclean bathroom! I actually began spraying cologne into the air conditioning vents to cover the smell! I began telling my coworkers that the bathroom floor drain was stinking and that the room smelt of sewage. The last full day prior to check out we completed our work early and were back at the hotel at around 1:00pm. As I approached my room there were two middle aged female maids in the hall outside my room attending to the room across from mine. As I unlocked my door they began to talking in hushed tones in their language. I closed the door and immediately looked through the security eye hole at them. I could tell that they were talking about me and my stinking room like “he’s the person in that nasty smelling room!” Because of the way they were talking and pointing at the door to my room. They had cleaned up my room but the now drenched diaper was still in place between the wooden base box and wall. That last night in the room was really rough because of the smell and ammonia stink but I still pissed into the diaper up until the morning of checking out. Then I moved the matress and box spring right back like always before and left the room. As my team traveled back to our home, I complained again several times about the “broken drain” in the room. I also knew that we would not be returning to that city and customer because our contract was expiring soon afterwards and our customer was not going to be using the equipment after that time.
So ideas from this experience:Piss takes several days to become stale and smell.It takes a large volume of piss to really affect a smell over a short time. If you’re a single man or woman without children with you, you could bring a baby disposable diaper to conceal under the bed base box or under a sofa couch in order to shift blame of why there is piss smell in the room. But make sure if you do this that the hotel is not the best cleaned also so the maids missing the “hidden” diaper would not be considered unusual.Have cologne or perfume to assist in covering the smell if needed. Overall, this was the worst I ever did to a hotel room but was the most beautiful piss fun to do in the room.