I was standing near the park this afternoon waiting for a friend to arrive, when I saw a middle-aged man wearing knee-length khaki shorts in a clearly desperate state. He was squeexing his crotch and almost instinctively pulling up one leg of his shorts, and it looked as though he was about to have a wetting accident. He noticed me staring at him, so I looked away, and at that moment my friend arrived. I never saw the result! Grrrrr!