I can feel my poop chute stretching as I lay in bed ignoring the urge to take a dump. Now that I never leave the house, all I do is eat, fap, fart, and hold in my growing load. It feels like a baseball bat ramming my hole from inside, all hard and knobby, with silent farts seeping out around the blockage. I could honestly lay here farting and growing this beast for another week if I had a guy bringing me food so I didn’t have to walk. Walking hurts and disturbs the load…better to stay in bed and let the pointy tip of the log peek out and then suck back in, over and over.