Farts is being generous... All three of these very big farts turned into sharts. I recorded this because after I massively shit my pants, I was apparently still gassy, so I kept them on a bit longer than I usually do to get these huge risidual farts on camera. As if pooping my pants full wasn't already fun enough, there is a certain enjoyment in being able to carelessly let go of huge farts in fresh fully loaded jeans. I just love how muffled they sound when faced with the mountain of poop already packed into my skinny jeans.