Heavy Shitters Drunk piss wank….that

Last weekend had to be one of my best extended drunk baiting sessions. Firday i went out got my licour. Plus i also took a trip in to the local giant store. and bought my self 5 new white pairs of breefs. I got home after all the traveling and i put away the vodka. tossed a new pair in the to the bathroom. I started dinner. Big man like.me eats alot. and shits more! I finshed up dinner and started.a smoke up and pulled out two beers. and let out a long fart. I finshed the first beer and desided to start the shower. I striped down to my old.pair of tighty whites. I opend the shower and went and grabed the second beer. and sat back on the lid cover waiting for the hot to kick in. I let out a few.more long noted farts and filled the small bathroom with my aroma. I looked down at.my dirty underware. and chuckled. tk my self. I last washed the pair i had on in early januarry. I tested the warter in the shower. by this point. I have to piss bad. I grabed a smoke out. of my bathroom cabanet..and light it. I keep a stash in the bathroom for morning dumps. I sat back and smoked my.smoke. being a tad.drunk i started to piss. The warmth filled my underware. and it found its way down my legs and to the flore. if felt as if i did not piss for days. Eventuly the solo piss contest ended. luclky theres a flore drain to take most it away. I sat in the wet pair. and was finishing my smoke. My big fat stomic made a rumbble as if i have.to shit in the next four hours. with then rumble came out a fart. I remove my old shorts and toss it in to the washer. i poped in to the shower. and poped out. Dryed my self off and tosed on the new pair. I pulled out two beers and my favorit vodka. I started.off.my drunken piss wank. I poped in a. poro took a few.swigs.of.vodka and fished a can of beer. I sat there rubbing a limp dick and smokeing. i outed my smoke and drank more.vodka. I started to feel drunk the famimilar drunk spins. awswell as i was enjoying my beer farts and the stimulation i was giveing my self. I leaned back in my chair. and let me.self.get taken away in the pleasure. while working on geting stiff i gace a few good pushes to try to piss. but insead gas excaped. I drank some.more.beer ans vodka… to much even. I contuined to focous on the porn movie. and get a tad stiffer. and tried to push out some of the beer piss. and thats when i felt a log hit the back door. I drank some.more.and started.another smoke. There i sat on my nice chair. and slowly stroked my helmrt as i siped on the vodka. and finshed my smoke eventualy. I sat up stroking for a little bit longer but paased.out from being drunk. I awoke a few hours later. with a full bladder and foot ball sized shit wanting out. I took a.big sip of vodka and started.to empty my.bladder. and grabed my limp cock and stoked it as i pissed. eventuly i got it to hard and if i tried to push. it might let that football go… so i light up a smoke and got up to stretch my legs. I walked around the house till my smoke was done. the shit i was about to take was touching cloth. I relaxed back on my chair. and i stroked my self to the point of being my hardest but not cloowe enough to cum. i stoped and got up slowly and tosed in another porn movie. i sat back down and chuged more of my vodka. I continued strokeing my cock. i was.geting close to blowing my load. I was.close. i contiuned stokeing. i starterd to go faster ans faster. eventuky resulting in one of the best cums i had. i shot 9 times. Durrning that cum shot i kind of lost a bit of my bowl controlls and this massive shit inched forwards i contuned to rub my cumed filled cock. and took another large sip of vodka. I knew there was no stoping this shit. i stood up and reached around to see how much poked out. it was a decent size i then walked towards the bathroom and and i gave my a big push and my tightywires were now loaded with a shitty mess. a few farts were passed out and then i felt another shit pokeing my hole. I gave a few good pushes for this one and my underware were.most deffently full. I also pissed and got a second cumming erection. and masturbated like there was no tmmrow. I blew a second smaller.load . I stood there. I had the two amzing cums i pissed a bunch and i fully loaded my new.tightht Whites. I thew the soild underware asside and jumoed back in the shower. …aww man i cant wait to take.another big fucking shit in my shorts. it felt so good.

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  1. oh yes i love to shit my tighty whities too! but after i shit i like to sit in the mess and feel it squish against my soft ass cheeks

  2. Fuck I gotta get drunk again and squish it around. Thinking about it makes me just wanna never wanna use the shitter again.

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