Moments ago, I’ve been reminded why I stopped doing videos for as long as I did. I know that mostly it’s all due to carelessness on my part but still a reminder nonetheless that I simply can’t do everything I want when living with other people. Especially if those other people are my parents. Yes I’m 25 and still living at home. Not by choice really. I need to pay off a few student loans before I can afford to leave the nest.
Anyway though.. I was in the middle of filming myself masturbating in the bathroom while wearing some white boyshorts and mashing shit in them when my dad came home from work. One of the first things he always does when he comes home is come upstairs to take a shit. So I knew I needed to work fast. I finished up my business and then came the dreadful process of cleaning up the mess. The panties were a complete loss. I dumped what I could in the toilet and threw the panties away. There was so much shit smeared on my ass though. I did the best I could cleaning off in the shower, but there was still so much that some of it wouldn’t completely go down the drain. I ran hot water through it for like 15 seconds and nothing was happening. I had to literally grab some of the shit with my hands and throw it in the toilet. Then I had to clean some of the shit that ended up smearing on the floor. I still have yet to completely finish cleaning up the shower chair I used to sit on and smash my load in. I did the best I could and just threw a towel over it praying to god that nobody moves it until I have time to properly clean it later. After all that, I had to hurry and grab all my belongings and evidence that something happened in there and scurry off to my bedroom. So I finally got out of there and of course I forgot my lube in the bathroom that’s sitting completely out in the open.
So yeah. This whole situation was a complete disaster. I don’t think I’m going to be doing any more “shit sitting”/smearing until I get my own place. There’s too much risky business involved with the whole ordeal when you live with people and you need to keep it all a secret.