Guys to Guys: Question.

Do any of you guys out there have your dick get hard while you’re grunting out your shit? I mean while you’re grunting hard, does your dick get hard? If so, do you play with it while you’re still hard grunting out your shit? If so, do you shoot your great white cream of cum while grunting out your shit?
My dick starts to get hard as soon as I sit on the toilet & start grunting out my shit. The harder I grunt it out, the harder my dick gets. When I drop the first knobby turd out I start jacking the hell out of my self. But I’ll hold my cum off until I grunted out the last knobby turd & right before I wipe myself.
It feels so good while I’m grunting out my knobby shit, that my dick just gets throbbing rock hard & of course I have to take care of it right then & there!

Any other guys like that? Share your details on this.

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  1. But, does your cock get hard when you’re grunting out your shit while on the toilet?? If so, do you jack it off to shoot your great white cream of cum out of it??

  2. I sometimes get hard when sitting on the toilet and shitting, and it is fun to wank for a while. But because of the downside effects of the refractory period following orgasm, I usually do not cum. Same happens when I shit my pants.

    There is a vagus nerve that runs through the anal area, and it is stimulated whenever a person tries to poop or passes poop. The info I have is that when the vagus nerve in this area (the vagus nerve is supposed to connect all the organs, I think) is stimulated, it activates the pleasure centers of the brain, resulting in extreme pleasure from the act of pooping. That pleasure is often interpreted a sexual pleasure.

  3. Yes but, when sitting on the toilet & grunting out your shit does your cock get hard? If so, do you play with it & start jacking it off? If so, do you shoot your great white cream of cum out of it? Or do you keep it hard & jack off after you wipe your ass hole clean from your shitting? Do tell.

  4. I wrote this for another guy but was so turned on I thought I d share it
    My Dad was a lot older then most of my friends dads. I’ve been into “having an accident in my pants “ for as long as I can remember. He was very masculine and a bit of a bully
    I remember once coming home from the horse races. I forgot how old I was but I new I was a young teen. On the way home I was touching cotton. I mean I had to shit so bad but didn’t want to go at the Race Track. I asked my dad to pull over at a gas station. He used every excuse in the world why we couldn’t meanwhile I remember I had brown corduroy pants and sneakers. I thought it odd that he didn’t believe me. My voice was shaking and I told him if we didn’t find a place soon I was going to poop my pants ! He laughed and told me not to be a sissy, we’d be home soon. By now I was in big trouble. My Dad kept looking over at me smiling and making little digs. Then the unimaginable happened. I pushed my ass off the seat and my body just took over. It was huge. I was on the brink of holding back tears. He said “did you poop your pants son?” I was hit with another spasm and pushed out what felt like two catchers mitts stuffed into the seat of my pants. I was overwhelmed with embarrassment. He said I couldn’t ride home that way and to sit down. He rolled down the windows. I noticed he took the long way home. Sitting on this was like a huge monster mound. He kept looking over at me. He said these things happen. Ok kid, let’s take a look. I thought what the heck. He said roll over so I can see the damage. I did feeling a bit funny and he said oh my God!!! He reached over to feel the load. Then he said that this would help so he pulled over on a quiet street and turned off the car. My face was red and I was shaking from humiliation and arosal. He did the Dad thing and to keep me safe he helped me with my seat belt. I sat down good and he strapped the seatbelt real tight. This did two things. It made me cramp up more and thus I grunted out more of the huge load. I didn’t have to pee but I remember every bump and stop. I had a hard on but my pants were tight and thick. The situation was erotic with butterflies in my stomach. He kept saying “boy oh boy, did you poop your pants!” And kept laughing at me. When we got out of the car I tried to run ahead but knowone was home so as a sport joke he said let’s see who gets to the door first. About three times he palmed my butt. Once gave it such a cop I thought I heard him moan. He watched me run up the stairs bow legged with a sinister smile.
    We never talked about it again
    A month or so later I realized that my bedroom and the bathroom shared the same vent for heating.
    No one was home, I don’t think he knew I was home. With my heart racing I saw him do something odd. Out of the dirty laundry hamper he found a pair of my older brothers white briefs. He always wore ugly old boxers. I saw him look at them an he held the skid marks up to his nose. I could see him grab his crouch. He took off what he had on and slipped into my brothers Hanes. They were snug on him as my dad was athletic and had beefy legs and butt. The he pulled out the toilet paper and lined the area of the underpants he thought would get dirty.
    By this time I layed on my stomach transfixed watching my Dad put on Rays underpants. Then he pulled up his expensive slacks and even tied his shoes. He was checking out his ass in the mirror. I could tell he was breathing heavy. Then, to my young and innocent eyes he said ever so lightly “ Oh no. Oh fucking no. I’m going to have an accident…….. and with that he started to shake. Then when he got a look from every possible point I could see his load. Twice the size of mine. He pulled his dick so it was pointed up in his underwear. This was a dad I didn’t know. I was a bit scared but to exited to move lease he thought he was being watched. He kept feeling the load through his slacks. It was so fucking sexy. Then with his pants pushed down around his ankles he slowly sat down. Wow. Every so slowly and then rocking back and forth. His dick looked enormous in my brothers briefs
    Then he put a towel down on the bathroom floor and got into the position to do sit-ups. By this time I thought this must be a dream. I could see the leg opening with a bit of the toilet paper peeking out. Then he started. Slow at first. I had a feeling he’d done this before. He started out slow but each time he came up the big thick load started to oooz out near the leggings. Faster and faster he’d do these sit ups and the longer he did it he came up more and more. He just kept doing sit-ups in my brothers dirty underwear and after about 15 minutes he started to shake and shudder and started rubbing the front of the underwear.
    Oh my fucking god, not only did I see my very conservative dad shit his pants on purpose but I got to see the look on his handsome face as he orgasimd. . He had a look on his Face ID never seen, sort of twisted in pain and pleasure
    I very quickly and quietly got up to get out of the house. I went into the basement looked at the front of my pants and realized I’d had an orgasim most likely at the same time as he did.
    We never talked about any of this but in the future I found reasons when we were out that I had to go…… and finally figured out how to turn the tables, so he pooped his pants, an accident for sure in front of me. We were both athletic types but I’d remember certain words that could trigger an accident. The first time he pooped his pants was in a car lot. He lost the keys ( I had them in my pants pocket) but as I was getting a little older I liked to see him with no key and no toilet. To see your dad desperate and humiliated and then loading his pants that first time (and it was huge and firm). This time I jokingly said let’s see the damage “ and gave him a couple of cops that sort of had him look at me twice.
    Once I “found “ the key I insisted that I drive us home and made sure the seat belt was severely tight. With every bump I could tell he had a hard on but I didn’t want him to think I knew about his secrets as I had a few things planned in the years to come
    This story is real and I’d love feedback

  5. women also do the same thing except with fertile mucus in case anyone was curious. same response really.

  6. I don’t always get hard when I’m taking a shit on the toilet but when I do I take advantage of it. This happens a couple of times a month. I sit down and spread my cheeks and I get a whiff of my dirty asshole and that usually gets me going before I even start shitting. Once I start pooping my dick gets rock hard and some precum leaks out and I like to start jacking it while I’m shitting. I love the smell, the feel of the release of my bowels, and the sound of the shit hitting the water. I usually cum right as the last turd leaves my ass and my butt cheeks clench up and I can feel the gooey left over shit on my anus and I shoot all over the floor or the toilet. It’s super intense and one of the best orgasms.

  7. How awesome from you. WOW, my cock is rock throbbing hard right now & leaking pre-cum just reading this, as that’s how it happens to me. Although, it happens more than just a couple of times a month. I mean, pretty much every time I sit on the toilet to grunt out my shit, my cock gets hard as soon as I start grunting . I mean when my ass hole is opening to grunt out my shit, that feels so good to me & no shit has come out yet. But, when my shit does start grunting out, that to me is such an awesome feeling. At that time, my cock just starts throbbing. Especially if it’s a “knobby” shit, that makes my ass hole feels sooo awesome, adding the pleasure to my throbbing rock hard cock. Sometimes I just can’t hold my cum, so I too will just shoot my great white cream of cum all over me, or the floor. Other times,(as difficult as it is), I will hold my great white cream of cum to after I get done wiping my ass, so that I can stand in front of the mirror to watch myself jack off & shoot my great white cream of cum on the mirror! I love hearing my shit hitting the water in the toilet. I too, love that last gooey shit still hanging off of my ass hole, it feels so good, then it feels really good for me as I wipe it off & clean my ass hole.
    Do you wipe your ass by putting the toilet paper under your balls & wipe that way, or do you go to the side & lift your ass off the seat to wipe your ass hole???
    Would love to talk about our personal shitting experiences moving forward.

  8. I always leak precum from the prostate stimulation of a huge knobby log. I jack off on the toilet as i birth it. I love grunting out hard constipated mega turds while i jack!

  9. Well I usually don’t get constipated as my poo-poose schedule is pretty regular, although once in a while I get constipated but then I give myself a bunch of enemas. When I have to do that, after the water has been expelled, that first part of my poo-poose is hard & knobby which feels absolutely really awesome, it’s such a turn on.
    But as far as my regular poo-poose sessions, hell as soon as I pull my pants/underwear down my cock gets a semi, then as soon as I sit on the toilet to start grunting out my poo-poose, my cock starts getting harder as I love the grunting process, & for me, it takes a while for my poo-poose to get to the opening of my asshole,(hence the heavy grunting & hardened cock as it feels soooo good), but then once the poo-poose get to that point, they’ll come out a little, then go back in, this happens a few times in a row & then all of a sudden my knobby poo-poose have made it past the point & are ready to keep on being grunted out & that’s when my throbbing hard cock goes into total pleasure. I then try to hold off my shooting my great white cream of cum all over until right before the knobby poo-poose leave my asshole, it’s a feeling that I know exactly when that will happen & right at that moment of them leaving my ass I just shoot my cream of cum all over usually on the seat & the floor, but sometimes I have it aimed towards my stomach & it runs down into my pubic are. Ohhhh it feels just so awesome. Usually after I shoot & my cock is still hard, that’s when I’m grunting out the next set of my poo-poose, What a beautiful thing. There be more poo-poose to grunt out, but my cock is then going into the refractory mode, but it still feels good as hell when I’m still grunting them out. Then when I’m done, I wipe(which is also a turn on for me), I’ a wiper that goes under my balls to wipe my ass hole. Then it’s into the shower where I play with my cock all over again. Such pleasure.

    How do you wipe your ass hole clean? Is it under your balls or you lift your ass cheeks off the seat & wipe from the side?

    Would love for us to continue on with messaging about our poo-poose sessions.
    tpoopwatch TeeJay

  10. This is a great thread. I’ve had my dick get hard on the toilet plenty of times. Sometimes it’s after the relief of letting go after a huge shit, sometimes it’s while it’s coming out and sometimes it’s even if I’m on my way to the toilet if i can feel a big one coming. I was once at a gas station filling up my car and i got hit with the urge to poop really badly. My dick got hard around the same time and i kind of just stood there for a second trying to figure out how to handle both sensations.

  11. So what did you do? Did you then go in to the restroom? So, your dick was hard while you were walking from your car to the inside to go to the restroom? If so, was it quite obvious that you had a hard on while walking across the lot & into the building to make it to the restroom? If so, did anyone notice? Don’t leave us all hanging, do give us all full details of what happened!

    I would love to have you & I e-mail back & forth about our shit/hard-on experiences on my personal e-mail, hope you would like to as well. It’s
    Could be interesting with you & talking about it all.

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