I get on all fours in my undies and I push with all of my might. But this fart (which was amazing) was blocked a huge turd, which now formed a huge bulge in my tighty whities. I have shit myself from farting plenty of times before…it’s part of the sport! But this was no shart, and no hershey squirt. I had just dropped a huge deuce in my pants. The crowd went silent, and jaws dropped. My gut reaction was “Shit! that was such a good fart too!” Then they erupted in laughter and some were disgusted lol. Usually a couple of guys shit their pants during these contests, but nothing of this magnitude, so close to winning!
I was disqualified. Disappointed in a drunked stupor, I grabbed my shorts and waddled home without even thinking to change before I left. That was the longest 4 blocks I had ever walked! I am sure people noticed the huge turd in my pants, but I knew I just had to get home waddling one cheek at a time!
The funniest part was as I am waddling home, I walked past these two guys and one of them looks at the other and yells “did you f*cking fart?”