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  • Toilet related jokes

     duckman9 updated 1 month, 3 weeks ago 2 Members · 3 Posts
  • immp

    March 23, 2021 at 3:39 pm

    When we were young, my cousin and I often had a competition to see who could pee the highest up the wall. The thing is, she always won.

  • immp

    April 17, 2021 at 2:01 pm

    Husband to wife: “Your new bathroom scales are really useful. I can tell how much weight I’ve lost when I take a dump.”

    Wife: “Ahhh, so you weigh yourself before and after do you?”

    Husband: “Well, I guess that’s another way to do it…”

  • duckman9

    April 23, 2021 at 12:26 pm

    So this guy is walking in a park with his girlfriend when she suddenly has to piss. She can’t make it to a bathroom so she goes behind a bush and starts pissing. Meanwhile the guy is getting all hot at the thought of his girlfriend with her pants down a few feet away. He can’t control himself any longer and reaches his hand through the bush to fondle his girlfriend. His hand finds something long and hard. He says to his girlfriend “Did you grow a penis?” and she says “No, I decided to take a shit!”.🤣

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