Message for all my shit/fart/ass/asshole lovers;
So I took a great shit this morning – sat on the toilet with my coffee, let turds ease out my butt, while messaging a fellow poopeelife friend. I sat there for 25+ minutes, then wiped my butt with dry TP. I farted dozens of times before this, then stunk up the bathroom while relaxing and drinking my coffee. Since i used dry tp, my butt stinks. It always stinks – so does my gas, and my shit – goes without saying. Just like naughtypooper, colleenspooping, and all other stinklovers, i love the smell of my shit and ass. I hope to one day,
1. witness soft smelly shit come from gj1990’s butt, in person,
2. sniff colleen’s unwashed booty for hours,
3. have a pooping contest with naughtypooper to see who’s stink more.
So again my stinklovers, fart fart and fart some more, take very stinky shits, and don’t wipe well so your asses can stay stinky. To all, be nasty, stinky, and happy 🙂 .