So I came across this video a few weeks ago, I can’t remember the site but the whole idea of it really excited me. It was a man and women (boyfriend and girlfriend/Husband and wife?) Having a shitting contest, they both stood cheek to cheek, holes facing the camera, and pooped to see who’s was biggest, and that just turned me on, does it sound good to anyone else? Standing with your partner and both pushing out whatever you have in you to see who can make the most? Maybe the loser has to poop their pants next time for losing? I dunno just looked sexy to me
I did that once with my soon to be ex husband out in the woods one day. We both did a half standing shit and we were holding hands. I felt his hand tense between my fingers and we both went for distance as well as number of turds/weight . The result was his were fatter but fewer in number but he sent them further. Mine dropped just behind me but were longer and thinner than his. I finished a few seconds before him. I took more wiping up than he did. Mine were the smellier. We both claimed victory….