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  • How do you wipe yourself after pooping?

     rellik222 updated 1 year ago 14 Members · 23 Posts
  • gentlepoopeer66

    Member
    June 15, 2019 at 5:36 pm

    I am a straight male, age 53 and I wipe my ass after pooping standing up. This is how my mom taught me as a boy and I can’t do it seated. Trust me I’ve tried. While being seated allowed me deeper access inside my ass, for some reason I feel cleaner standing up. I end up using lots of toilet paper and alternating between wetting the paper and then a dry piece.

    I’d be interested in hearing what you do after pooping. As an aside I do find the thought and sight of women wiping incredibly erotic, but guys feel free to share too.

  • nomorealurker

    Member
    June 15, 2019 at 6:44 pm

    I wipe my arse sitting down, I’ve always done it that way. If the poop has been messy, I take 3 sheets of paper, folded. I wipe slowly and very firmly from left to right, fold the paper, and then wipe slowly and firmly from front to back. If needed, I use one or two more sheets, wipe carefully in and around my hole, folding the paper again and again until it’s too small to hold. If the poop has been pretty clean, I may use only one sheet of paper. Sometimes, if the poop has been very firm and dry, I don’t wipe at all: I check with a finger to see.

    • tpoopwatch

      Member
      June 20, 2019 at 5:34 pm

      Well, after I’m done shitting, I’m still seated on the toilet & roll off a bit of T.P. & go under my balls & wipe my asshole clean of my shit. Depending on the severity of my shit, it could take a good amt. of T.P., then when I’m confident the outer area is cleaned, I take T.P. & shove it up inside my asshole to get it cleaned up in there. As we all know, just because your shit stopped, there’s still shit right up inside your asshole, so that must be cleaned. Then I’ll stand up, wash my hands, then I’ll wet up a paper towel to do the same action I took with the T.P. just to insure it’s all good. Again inserting it up inside. If no paper towels available, I’ll use moistened wipes.
      When I wipe a guy, I do the same thing to him using my cleaning his ass crack, ass hole & way up inside his ass hole. If I have him wipe in front of me to watch, I explain to him the process that I expect him to do(my method), then I do the same method to him after he’s done just to make sure his ass crack & ass hole are cleaned. A lot of times even after that, I’ll get him in the bathtub or shower & soap suds his ass crack & up inside his asshole real nice & clean.

    • wetwilly

      Member
      December 9, 2019 at 2:44 pm

      If I dont have anywhere I have to go, I may not wipe. Just pull my pants up, flush and continue on with my day. If I need to be clean I fold paper in half and wipe sitting down. Fold again and wipe. Get more paper and repeat till clean

  • drtynypig

    Member
    June 17, 2019 at 9:37 pm

    Although I love shit I dint like it when I’m dressed. I wipe deep and hard while I hold my balls up and then the same the other direction until it passes the smell tezt. A different tear from when I play

  • ishitpants2

    Member
    June 19, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    I use mostly flushable wet wipes and a little toilet paper to wipe. I like the wet wipes because they loosen stuff and collect it more effectively than dry toilet paper. Would you clean counter with a dry paper towel, or a wet one, or even a sponge? I think the Romans used sponges to wipe their butts.

    I like the wet wipes also because I can more easily work my finger with the wet wipe on it, into my ass, to clean u[ any inside residue.

    If I shit my pants, however, I wipe with whatever clean underpants cloth is available, or not at all. I usually take a shower when I shit my pants.

  • eric82677

    Member
    August 19, 2019 at 10:23 am

    I normally wipe standing up as I can access my hole easier and get cleaner. My bum hole is messy more often than not so it takes me alot of TP to get clean and sometimes I use baby wipes to finish.

  • Anonymous

    Deleted User
    August 19, 2019 at 10:51 am

    Standing up.

  • madeleine

    Member
    August 20, 2019 at 12:08 pm

    Tp in my right hand . rock on to left buttock . probing insertion into anus with wad of paper. Repeat until most of shit is cleaned out. Sniff! More paper in right hand wiping round side with slow passes over anus. Repeat until paper comes clean. Wet paper if necessary. My method is not one hundred percent reliable so change underwear regularly and if doubt persists wipe anus at every subsequent pee that day

    • ishitpants2

      Member
      August 20, 2019 at 1:12 pm

      @Madeleine – You wrote: “Tp in my right hand . rock on to left buttock . probing insertion into anus with wad of paper.” Wow, I do that too! Only I use wet wipes. They clean me so much better than dry tp. And it feels so good to push my finger into my hole when it is more lubricated. But this is only when I am not shitting my pants on the toilet. When I do that, I let everything go into the pants, and then take a shower afterwards that gets everything “squeaky clean”.

  • eric82677

    Member
    August 20, 2019 at 10:38 pm

    @ madilene…do you wipe standing or sitting?

  • madeleine

    Member
    August 21, 2019 at 4:07 pm

    Eric….sitting

    • Anonymous

      Deleted User
      September 18, 2019 at 5:54 pm

      Pussy first, I take it….

  • skidman87

    Member
    October 14, 2019 at 10:47 am

    Sadly, I have rarely any need to wipe. Don’t know why. The poop just slips out without leaving any trace. Bad news for a guy who is turned on by skidmarks in underwear!!

    • tpoopwatch

      Member
      October 17, 2019 at 4:23 am

      Yes but, poop is still right up in the asshole, so I would think you’d like to get that all cleaned up. Always nice to have a very wiped clean asshole in case you find a situation where someone wants to rim you.

  • fartlighter

    Member
    October 16, 2019 at 12:14 am

    I usually don’t wipe unless I am going to work or somewhere special.

  • satyricon1

    Member
    October 17, 2019 at 10:37 am

    I eat a fairly healthy diet with some fiber – I get good sized turds which take some effort to expel (which feels soooo good), and rarely need more than 3 sheets from the roll of tp, doubled over. One swipe is usually enough to show that my ass is clean.

    • tpoopwatch

      Member
      October 18, 2019 at 5:03 am

      I’m glad & turned on that you grunt out some good sized poo-poose from your asshole, & that it takes some good hard grunting which I would LUV to see you do that, but when you say you use very limited ant. of T.P., you still have poo-poose up inside your asshole that you have to clean out. Those poo-poose got cut off from your asshole, butthere is still some poo-poose up inside your asshole that you need to shove some T.P. up there to clean up thoroughly.
      Again though, I would LUV to see you grunt hard,(FACIAL EXPRESSION & YOUR GRUNTING SOUNDS), of your poo-poose. That’s always been a turn on for me. A lot of times when I go into a public bathroom, & while I’m at the urinal & a guy goes into the toilet stall, pulls his pants down to sit on the toilet & starts making grunting sounds to grunt out his poo-ppose, my cock starts getting hard. That’s amazing for me.
      Pddleman TeeJay

      • satyricon1

        Member
        October 18, 2019 at 11:00 am

        Actually — it is clean inside. I usually check by sticking a finger up there — and it usually comes out squeaky clean. If I’m going to use a dildo or vibrator, I’ll use an enema to clean out what’s farther up the track, but the rectum is clean. Comes from a good healthy diet!

      • tpoopwatch

        Member
        October 20, 2019 at 4:58 am

        When you stick your finger up your ass hole & it comes out dirty with your poo-poose, what step is next? When you do give yourself an enema before the dildo or vibrator, does you dick get hard during the enema? How many enemas do you give yourself to prepare for the special event? I give myself usually 4 when I want to be fully cleaned out for what ever is going to be inserted up my ass hole. I do get hard while I’m giving myself enemas. But, I always get a hard dick when I’m grunting out my regular poo-poose.

  • ninanika

    Member
    July 3, 2020 at 8:07 pm

    I don’t wipe too much. I usually do this 1 or two times with my hand behind my back. Often I don’t wipe my ass at all if I go to poop in nature or in a public toilet.

  • satyricon1

    Member
    July 3, 2020 at 9:20 pm

    I usually reach between my legs and wipe. My are usually pretty clean, leaving little residue. If there is some, I use 3 squares of tp, folded twice. I lick the paper and wipe, folding once, and then again, until the hole is clean. Sometimes takes 2 sheets. I try to stick with a good diet so that the turds are well formed and large. Pushing them out is an erotic experience, and I usually have to reach into the bowl to break them up so they will flush — usually a very nice, earthy smell to them.

  • rellik222

    Member
    July 4, 2020 at 1:32 am

    I’ll wipe standing up as well. If I can, the first wipe is with paper, then I use wet wipes for the rest. I like to be pretty clean despite having these fetishes

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