I had a very erotic dream last night about being in a bathroom in the tub taking a bath. The door opens and this huge burly guy comes in and grunts at me. He is wearing an open dress shirt and nothing on the bottom. He has a enormous flaccid dick and low hangers. He is rough and dirty looking. He says “I gotta take a shit” so I say “Go ahead” he says “I can’t take a dump with someone watching” So I respond but you can walk into the can wearing nothing when I am having a bath.” He grunts and farts loudly then says “Guess you got a point” Then he sits down and pushes out a huge fart and I wake the fuck up.
Needless to say the sheets were tenting. Anyone else have this happen?