I have been sick with a pretty bad stomach bug the last couple days, constant vomiting and diarrhea. The first day I woke up feeling a little under the weather but since I had a date that evening I just shrugged it off. Everything goes great and we end up back at her place. By now I’m feeling a little worse but I’m having such a good time I keep ignoring the ever growing sick feeling in my stomach. After chatting for a bit we head to her room and start fooling around but soon after I am hit with an intense nausea feeling and I have to run to the bathroom to vomit. She was so kind about everything, brought me water and rubbed my back. Once I start to feel better we head to bed. A few hours past and my stomach wakes me up, but the urgency is so bad that I have to grab the bucket next to the bed. My loud vomiting wakes her and she starts to comfort me. So here I am kneeling half bent over the bed puking my guts out with this beautiful women rubbing my back. Just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse my stomach cramps up and I uncontrollably start to have diarrhea rite there in her bed. It wasnt watery but a thick liquid filled with soft chunks. Finally for what seemed like an enternity I was able to stop puking and shitting. I turn around to see a look of pure shock on her face. I shit so hard and so much it splashed all over her. Feeling the most embarrassed I have ever felt I start to apologize over an over. She takes it so well. Says it’s not the first time she’s delt with a sick person before and since she’s a nurse she has seen alot of vomit and diarrhea but has never been shit on like this before. So we head into the bathroom and get cleaned up. In the morning I tell her how embarrassed and sorry I am but she just jokes about it and says it’s OK shit happens. So I apologize again and head home. On my way home I had diarrhea again and had to walk home with diarrhea running down my legs. That is by far the most embarrassed I have ever been.