Diapers/Pants Pooping and Mathematics (Hyperbolic Geometry)

Hi friends! The world is full of mathematics – even diapers/pants pooping. Why? As you may know I am very much into diapers pooping and I have already loaded my diapers and pants with tons of poop. Afterwards I always threw my used diapers away without thinking about it. But once I sat again in a very poopy diaper with a huge semi-firm load. After a few hours I had to change the diaper. When I looked at the open and messy diaper on the floor in my bath-room I’ve noticed something very interesting: (1) The open diaper has the shape of a saddle (= in math called “hyperbolic paraboloid”). (2) The semi-firm and flatly sat poop in the open diaper has therefore either the shape of a hyperbolic triangle (if only a spot of poop) or mostly the shape of a hyperbolic square/rhombus (if a huger load). But this hyperbolic square/rhombus, which looks more like a double hyperbolic triangle, has four concave lines (= lines curving inward) immersed in a saddle-shape plane. See: [b]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Hyperbolic_triangle.svg[/b] [b]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Square_on_hyperbolic_plane.png[/b] (3) In addition one can notice another peculiarity, namely a three-dimensional bulge of the hyperbolic square: the negative impression (of parts) of the buttcheeks/buttocks including the vertically raised buttcrack. See: [b]http://www.rupadded.com/apm/display_galleryimage.php?galleryid=2354[/b] [b]http://www.rupadded.com/apm/display_galleryimage.php?galleryid=905[/b] (4) Now we only need to figure out the corresponding mathematical formula describing the (three-dimensional) shape of poop in a used diaper or in briefs (after sitting in for a few hours) depending on consistency and mass of poop. You may see that the scientific application of mathematics to diapers/pants pooping is quite interesting, isn’t it? *lol* – Hans – 😀

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  1. With me it’s more the feel of the load I’ve done in my tight-fitting nappy/diaper than anything else. It makes me feel good and ready to sort out anything and anyone!
    BTW, I DO like your pix, I though they were the best on aby.com
    Fredllfixit.

  2. With me it’s more the feel of the load I’ve done in my tight-fitting nappy/diaper than anything else. It makes me feel good and ready to sort out anything and anyone!
    BTW, I DO like your pix, I though they were the best on aby.com
    Fredllfixit.

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