So it’s been a while since I last posted a story here, because well, the site was gone for a year or so. Now I’m not sure how long the site will be around for, but I’ll post this anyway in case anyone who’s interested in this kind of thing wants to read:
So I’m 27 years old and I get constipated often and always have ever since I was a kid. The other day I did a huge one that clogged the toilet. I hadn’t gone in a couple days and finally yesterday morning I felt an urge to go but already I could tell it was going to be rock hard because I could feel it in my butt. I went in the bathroom and sat on the toilet and started pushing but all that happened was I felt my anus open a little bit and the turd start to move but then it couldn’t move anymore and all progress would be stopped. I tried this a few more times before I decided it probably wasn’t going to work. So instead I hovered over the toilet with my hands on my knees, for some reason this position sometimes works for me even if it’s weird, and I pushed really hard, hard enough that I was grunting audibly (I live with my parents and I hope they didn’t hear, luckily the bathroom is kind of private) and I could feel my anus opening even wider and the hard end of the turd beginning to stick out. I continued pushing as it slowly emerged and finally landed in the toilet with a loud splash.
I was panting and practically sweating after that. The turd was over a foot long and really thick and hard all the way through, only the last bit was soft at all. Anyway, of course the toilet clogged when I tried to flush it. I spent the next 5 minutes unclogging it.
And my butthole was sore for the rest of the day after that but it was really relieving getting all that out.
That’s pretty much a normal poop for me. lol
Hope someone appreciates this story. I know this isn’t everyone’s thing 😛