I had to work until about 2 a.m. the other night. I started home down the highway and I see some tail lights up ahead, I soon realized that they must be going really slow or stopped. I went about another half mile and see something block the left tail light for just a second. I got closer and realized that a lady was standing behind the car, panties at her knees, half squatting with a torrent of piss coming out and an about eight inch long log of poop hanging out of her butt. If I thought I wouldn’t have embarrassed her to death, I would have stopped and offered to help her.